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New Rule: Stop that pop-up ad for Classmates.com!  There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years - you don't like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of  the football team is doing these days, mowing MY lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What Did you expect it to contain? Grade A Prime? Luckily, it was only a finger! If it was a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it alive. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. (and that's just common sense) New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet, "you're a HUGE asshole. New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass and it translates to "beef with broccoli and almonds." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual, you're just high. New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport, its one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait, they're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show." New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie. New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's white people's version of looting. (Send in the Vikings!) New Rule, and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, I just want to wash my hands. (Everyone who remembers George Michael, raise your hand). New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." He's two, will do just fine. He's not a cheese and I didn't really care in the first place. (You can ask this question to determine if it really IS a cheese. The follow up question can be, 'How much a pound'). -- Charlie Griefer ================================================ "...All the world shall be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with a swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed."

I have to disagree with this one. > New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care > about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

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I also disagree... a properly shaped brow can make a lot of difference in a face. I have mine professionally shaped every 3 weeks without fail. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Reshaping isn't bad, it's the removing and redrawing that looks ridicules after the five-o'clock shadow kicks in :) > I also disagree... a properly shaped brow can make a lot of difference in a face.  I have mine professionally shaped every 3 weeks without fail.

That's true... the trick is to pluck between shapings. I hate redrawing... never understood that. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

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I dunno.  I mean, as long as they're not Martin Scorsese eyebrows...I'd go along with this one. Really, has anybody ever been heard to say, "damn...check out the eyebrows on Angelina Jolie!"?  (altho, even if Angelina Jolie did have Scorsese eyebrows, I think I could take one for the team and still do what needed doin') :) ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I like tamed eyebrows, but really, if it comes down to a choice between well manicured eyebrows and a well manicured, um, well, you know where I'm going here.  Damn Google...grumble Charlie Griefer wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

well yeah, i guess i'd rather have a girl with martin scorsese eyebrows than sportin' a "martin scorsese" down in the most privates :) ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

If she ever ran into a plate glass window face first  I can see her having trouble peeling herself off the glass given those lips. They look like a suction cup. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

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I'd leave her stuck :) > I could help her.  :D

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:-Q I mean, if you get the chance, don't pass up some tongue! --Ben Larry C. Lyons wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

So the monobrow does it for you, huh? --Ben Kevin Graeme wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Charlie for President 2008 New Rule: Stop that pop-up ad for Classmates.com!  There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years - you don't like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of  the football team is doing these days, mowing MY lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What Did you expect it to contain? Grade A Prime? Luckily, it was only a finger! If it was a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it alive. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. (and that's just common sense) New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet, "you're a HUGE asshole. New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass and it translates to "beef with broccoli and almonds." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual, you're just high. New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport, its one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait, they're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show." New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie. New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's white people's version of looting. (Send in the Vikings!) New Rule, and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, I just want to wash my hands. (Everyone who remembers George Michael, raise your hand). New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." He's two, will do just fine. He's not a cheese and I didn't really care in the first place. (You can ask this question to determine if it really IS a cheese. The follow up question can be, 'How much a pound'). -- Charlie Griefer ================================================ "...All the world shall be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with a swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed."

I had to laugh at the Starbucks thing. I generally avoid the place but there is one in the library so I have been there a few times lately, and I just refuse to order a vente anything. I want a large, ok? LOL. The months thing makes sense though, as anyone who has had a two-year-old knows. That parent is reminding him or herself that eventually the child will no longer be two... Dana ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Just go up and, in your best hillbilly accent, ask for one of them vented coffee thangs. --Ben Dana wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

this is New Mexico ;) we don't have hillbillies we have ranchers. And I can't do the ranch accent, it requires that your ancestors have come here with Cortez. That's still pretty funny though ;) Dana ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I love Starbucks. A lot. A big lot. In fact I should go get some right now. Venti non-fat caramel macchiato. That's it... I'm going to get one. And some lunch. Yeah. Food too. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I prefer the local coffeeshops. If there isn't one I will go with Starbucks, or sometimes as at the library if there is every likelihood Iwill lose my parking space and not find another if I go anywhere. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I drink tea. --Ben Dana wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

i make a pot o coffee in the mornning stick it in a thermos & away i go. wife says it isnt healthy to drink a pot a day. i told her its better then 3.

nothing wrong with coffee -- tell her the flavinoids are good for you. If you have high blood pressure or heart problems the story might be a little different. > > i make a pot o coffee in the mornning stick it in a thermos & away i go. > wife says it isnt healthy to drink a pot a day. > > i told her its better then 3.

Depends on if you're after coffee or after coffee flavored candy drinks. Starbucks is great at the candy drinks. > I prefer the local coffeeshops. If there isn't one I will go with Starbucks, > or sometimes as at the library if there is every likelihood Iwill lose my > parking space and not find another if I go anywhere.

True... for regular coffee I often go with the Canadian institution --TIM HORTONS! ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

arggg... dooughnuts, the native Canadian food. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I'm fortunate / unfortunate... because I have a severe allergy to almonds/walnuts/hazelnuts I don't eat baking of any variety from a store.   They're not bad with warning against peanuts, but not as worried about the others... so it's not worth the risk. The moral of the story is that I am not even tempted by donuts. >arggg... dooughnuts, the native Canadian food.

At 3 or 4 in the morning that's not coffee, its a WMD. Or is that Salisbury House coffee? larry ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

cue Mike Dody, Bustin' Up A Starbucks... ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

> cue Mike Dody, Bustin' Up A Starbucks... Gad! I so wanted that album to be better... :-( -- will "If my life weren't funny, it would just be true; and that would just be unacceptable." - Carrie Fisher

I have only heard that one track... It's stuck in my head now ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Venti Non Fat Tazo Vanilla Latte, and an Almond Biscotti. nearly a daily event :) tw ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

The Vanilla Latte is always a good choice. I'm deathly allergic to almonds though... I better hold off on the almond biscotti. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

There are 2 starbucks related pieces here. Rather funny site. http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html >I had to laugh at the Starbucks thing. I generally avoid the place but there >is one in the library so I have been there a few times lately, and I just >refuse to order a vente anything. I want a large, ok? > LOL.

As long as there are no more and no less than two eyebrows its not the trimming of the eyebrows that I am concerned with. Confidentiality Notice:  This message including any attachments is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain confidential and privileged information. Any unauthorized review, use, disclosure or distribution is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender and delete any copies of this message.

+1  My wife does waxings on many women and it makes all the difference in the world. M!ke I also disagree... a properly shaped brow can make a lot of difference in a face.  I have mine professionally shaped every 3 weeks without fail.

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Christ, I don't know how women do that to themselves. I mean, I trim and shave and all that, but hell, I tried to do the wax thing one time, and it about killed me. Also my wife tried to pluck my eyebrows once, shit that never happened again. Now I just shave them suckas. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I got my back waxed before I left for my weddingmoon.  That hurt like hell.  I agree, I don't know how you ladies deal with that. Tim Heald wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Did Ray just tell the list he has a hairy back? >I got my back waxed before I left for my weddingmoon.  That hurt like >hell.  I agree, I don't know how you ladies deal with that. > >Tim Heald wrote:

LOL...yes I guess I did. To be fair to myself, it's not like Tom Selleck hairy - just the mutants here and there.  Didn't want to be the mutant haired dude on the beach, you know. Jillian Koskie wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Be honest... chewbacca suit? ;) >LOL...yes I guess I did. > >To be fair to myself, it's not like Tom Selleck hairy - just the mutants >here and there.  Didn't want to be the mutant haired dude on the beach, >you know.

All right, you cuaght me.  I like to shave "Go Pats" in my back hair.  :) Jillian Koskie wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

im personally into the whole brazilian wax thing. and yeah, my wife gets on me too, i have this little peach fuzz on my back, and she calls it hair. bucking fitch. i love her though. :) me ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Yeah, I watched the wife pluck her eyebrows once and that's all it took.. I grab my trimmer and drop a 4 guard on it and I don't have eyebrows like my dad :) sas Scott A. Stewart ColdFusion Developer GNSI 11820 Parklawn Dr Rockville, MD 20852 (301) 770-9610   Christ, I don't know how women do that to themselves. I mean, I trim and shave and all that, but hell, I tried to do the wax thing one time, and it about killed me. Also my wife tried to pluck my eyebrows once, shit that never happened again. Now I just shave them suckas. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I can answer this. We are willing to go through a lot of pain to be beautiful... AND because waxing lasts longer, a little pain is worth not having to shave for a few weeks. The other side-benefit to waxing... is that often after you've been doing it a while, the hair just stops growing back at all. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

>I can answer this. > > We are willing to go through a lot of pain to be beautiful... Answer me this: Why?

So they can look at the chick hotter than them at the club and say: "Bitch" G wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I'm sure you are well aware of any answer I could give. But with that said, I'm not one to 'blame society' for making me want to put myself through the various beauty regimine things I put myself through. Plain and simple... the attention I get when I do, feels nice. It's superficial, but a little of that never hurt anyone. (like icing on the cake) *** *** *** But that isn't limited to just women... or just waxing.   ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I agree. If Cindy Crawford can be a 'super model' with that wort on her face a little a little extra hair can't be so bad. Hell look at Shania Twain's arms. She looks like a Yeti but is widely considered hot. Which reminds me of an old mama-joke that I always though was funny which went like this: Your mama's so hairy that she has chest hairs that go all the way down to her dick. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

On a college trip to Tampa, I hooked up with a chick who had hairy nipples.  And I'm talking LONG hair.  That was just plain nasty. Weird, too, she was a tiny little girl, very hot, except for that one little thing.  Therefore, I'm on Jillian's side here - get rid of the hair, ladies, except for your head. Am I sharing too much today? Chris Stoner wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Don't get rid of ALL the hair. A well groomed landing strip. Bald just grosses me out. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I can take or leave the landing strip. As long as I don't feel like I'm in a 70's or 80's porno, I'm happy. Tim Heald wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Then just take off your neckerchief before getting down to business. > > As long as I don't feel like I'm in a 70's or 80's porno, I'm happy. >

bald is cool. landing strip is cool. bald is cool bald is REALLY cool :) tw > Don't get rid of ALL the hair. > > A well groomed landing strip. > > Bald just grosses me out.

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You would think I could get something right today. I meant to say TMI Tony. larry ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

stoner ;) tw ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

no I type that way regardless. larry ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I was wondering what that was. An introduction maybe? ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

ON the nipples themselves? Like how much we talkin' here? wtf? ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Yea - like growing right out of the areola.  And I'm talking about probably 3-6 inches long.  Just like hair growing out of her head, long and thin and straight and blond, probably only like 5 strands per nipple.  It was freaky.  I guess maybe it was too painful to pluck, I really don't know.  I've never experienced it since, and I never asked her about it. Of course, that didn't stop me or anything.  :) Jillian Koskie wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Might have looked nice braided. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

YIKES. I mean... not like she wouldn't notice that either.  GACK. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Gack is right - especially when I first discovered them with my mouth. Jillian Koskie wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Why? The way you described them, they sound like floss.  ;) >Gack is right - especially when I first discovered them with my mouth. > >Jillian Koskie wrote:

That's just nasty ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Chris Stoner wrote: > That's just nasty He said, quoting Cleveland Brown.

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my wife reminds me about once a month when she "found me" i only had 3 hairs on my chest, and harldy any where else. i bite my lip at that point, not wanting to coment how hair syles for both of us have changed over the years....

OK, I think I need elaboration on that one, Paul.  She has *more* hair now?  Or ??? Paul Ihrig wrote: > my wife reminds me about once a month when she "found me" i only had 3 hairs > on my chest, and harldy any where else. > i bite my lip at that point, not wanting to coment how hair syles for both > of us have changed over the years....

damn, dude. ive ran into the occasional straggler, but never a patch on the areola. wow. however, we have probably all ran into this girl. never been trimmed, and didnt realize it was necessary girl? and im not talkin nipple follicles, im talking downtown.  stra tw > Gack is right - especially when I first discovered them with my mouth. > > Jillian Koskie wrote: > > YIKES.

Yep - and a shudder just ran down my spine thinking about her.  When the hair grows into what would be considered your leg, it's time to prune back the hedges. Tony wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

You all wouldn't last long with Madison women. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

/me is grateful he's never been to Madison ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Just you hippie near-east-siders. > You all wouldn't last long with Madison women.

have you all been checking out the google ads on the right side of gmail for this thread. GREAT stuff. tw > Just you hippie near-east-siders. > > > > You all wouldn't last long with Madison women.

no - what are they for those of us who don't use gmail for hof? Tony wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

paul posted them on the otha thread. tw ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Hey... that 'never been trimmed and didn't realize it was necessary' happens JUST as often with men as it does with women and it is EQUALLY important. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Isn't this something that our generation has pretty much changed though? I mean, we know how hairy people were in the 70s (thank you porn), so when did the shift take place? ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

whats a 2 0r 3 guard? and where would you stop? start there, next thing you know you have to shave your thighs too....

i tried. it sucks. it itches. we are animals. hair is ok. yes, it is very two sided, and chauvanistic, but hey, i voted for kerry, that gets me something right? tw > whats a 2 0r 3 guard? > and where would you stop? > start there, next thing you know you have to shave your thighs too....

*sigh* Like it doesn't itch when a woman does it? Puh-lease boys. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

What's this boys shit? One guy comes out against and we're all bastards again? ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I trim it up - usually guardless. Paul, a 2 or 3 is the little plastic guards that come with the electric trimmer.  They keep you from shaving too close.  And man, you gotta *blend* it into the thigh, longer as you get closer. Didn't we have this conversation before? Tony wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

So, this is transitioning into what I was going to ask earlier.  What do women prefer on the men?  Shaved, trimmed close (like a trim with no guard), trimmed (like with a 2 or 3 guard), or what? Jillian Koskie wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I am sure every woman is as different in her opinion as men are... but I think the same basic rules apply... being... neat... is most important. >So, this is transitioning into what I was going to ask earlier.  What do >women prefer on the men?  Shaved, trimmed close (like a trim with no >guard), trimmed (like with a 2 or 3 guard), or what?

That reminds me of this blog entry: NSFW: http://offkilter.blogspot.com/2005/09/george-of-pubic-jungle.html oh, and if you're a guy, skip the Wednesday entries. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Not to change the subject, but whoever is writing this blog: http://loveisacunt.blogspot.com/ Is a riot!  Found it as a link from that blog Marlon posted. Marl ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

i think it has changed over the years. i mean, i had an ex fiancee in 1992 that was trimmin and she was the first i noticed.  before then they were all 14 and it didnt matter :) yeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwww anyway, nowadays its a FUCKING REQUIREMENT! sorry, i had to say that. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I think it was that crab epidemic in the 80's that got everybody shaving. A guess it caught on :) ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

makes it easier on the nose too! tw ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

The reason the hair doesn't grow back is because of  all that scar tissue that building up. larry > I can answer this. > > We are willing to go through a lot of pain to be beautiful... AND because waxing lasts longer, a little pain is worth not having to shave for a few weeks. > > The other side-benefit to waxing... is that often after you've been doing it a while, the hair just stops growing back at all.

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Yeah.  Bald looks way too young.  A nicely-trimmed patch is where the icing on the cake goes. M!ke Don't get rid of ALL the hair. A well groomed landing strip. Bald just grosses me out.

Umm Ewwwwwwwwww Why make such a mess. Just drop it on her stomach or back like a gentleman. Or get fixed like I did. Ummm.  Hmmmmmm. You probably didn't mean it like that huh? ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I've seen a few like that.  Maybe one or two on a nipple.  Easy to tweeze. M!ke ON the nipples themselves? Like how much we talkin' here? wtf? ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Hmm... A hair or two I guess wouldn't be too bad.  I had visions of like a patch of hair around them like on a man. The thought of that grossed me out as much as hair on toes.  Ugh. ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

So you saying I should wax my toes? > The thought of that grossed me out as much as hair on toes.  Ugh.

Well... not having toe hair myself, I'm not sure I'm well equipped to recommend a course of action. >So you saying I should wax my toes? > > >> The thought of that grossed me out as much as hair on toes.   Ugh.

I probably did.  ;-) Umm Ewwwwwwwwww Why make such a mess. Just drop it on her stomach or back like a gentleman. Or get fixed like I did. Ummm.  Hmmmmmm. You probably didn't mean it like that huh?

Awesome.  :)  Google's always there to help, isn't it?

My wife does this for me every now and then.  She's a licensed stylist. She knows how to blend it in with the surrounding area. The guards are numbered for their specific size. M!ke whats a 2 0r 3 guard? and where would you stop? start there, next thing you know you have to shave your thighs too....

She... styles it? ;) ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

Yes, you've never heard of a licensed pubic hair stylist?  Jeez, you guys really need to catch up up there.  They're on every corner around here! Jillian Koskie wrote: ----- Excess quoted text cut - see Original Post for more -----

I didn't say "style". I said "blend".  Quite a difference.  ;^) M!ke She... styles it? ;) >My wife does this for me every now and then.  She's a licensed stylist. >She knows how to blend it in with the surrounding area. > >The guards are numbered for their specific size. > > >M!ke