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Author: Dawson, Michael
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182746
I didn't say "style". I said "blend". Quite a difference. ;^)
M!ke
She... styles it? ;)
>My wife does this for me every now and then. She's a licensed stylist.
>She knows how to blend it in with the surrounding area.
>
>The guards are numbered for their specific size.
>
>
>M!ke
Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182734
Yes, you've never heard of a licensed pubic hair stylist? Jeez, you
guys really need to catch up up there. They're on every corner around here!
Jillian Koskie wrote:
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Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182732
She... styles it? ;)
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Author: Larry C. Lyons
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182729
no I type that way regardless.
larry
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Author: Dawson, Michael
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182725
My wife does this for me every now and then. She's a licensed stylist.
She knows how to blend it in with the surrounding area.
The guards are numbered for their specific size.
M!ke
whats a 2 0r 3 guard?
and where would you stop?
start there, next thing you know you have to shave your thighs too....
Author: Tony
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182722
paul posted them on the otha thread.
tw
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Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182718
Awesome. :) Google's always there to help, isn't it?
Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182715
no - what are they for those of us who don't use gmail for hof?
Tony wrote:
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Author: Tony
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182710
have you all been checking out the google ads on the right side of
gmail for this thread.
GREAT stuff.
tw
> Just you hippie near-east-siders.
>
>
> > You all wouldn't last long with Madison women.
Author: Tim Heald
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182711
What's this boys shit?
One guy comes out against and we're all bastards again?
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Author: Tony
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182707
makes it easier on the nose too!
tw
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Author: Kevin Graeme
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182706
Just you hippie near-east-siders.
> You all wouldn't last long with Madison women.
Author: Sam
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182699
I think it was that crab epidemic in the 80's that got everybody
shaving. A guess it caught on :)
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Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182695
I trim it up - usually guardless.
Paul, a 2 or 3 is the little plastic guards that come with the electric
trimmer. They keep you from shaving too close. And man, you gotta
*blend* it into the thigh, longer as you get closer.
Didn't we have this conversation before?
Tony wrote:
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Author: Deanna Schneider
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182693
*sigh* Like it doesn't itch when a woman does it? Puh-lease boys.
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Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182691
Not to change the subject, but whoever is writing this blog:
http://loveisacunt.blogspot.com/
Is a riot! Found it as a link from that blog Marlon posted.
Marl
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Author: Tony
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182692
i think it has changed over the years.
i mean, i had an ex fiancee in 1992 that was trimmin
and she was the first i noticed. before then they were all
14 and it didnt matter :) yeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwww
anyway, nowadays its a FUCKING REQUIREMENT!
sorry, i had to say that.
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Author: Tony
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182689
i tried. it sucks. it itches. we are animals. hair is ok.
yes, it is very two sided, and chauvanistic, but hey, i voted
for kerry, that gets me something right?
tw
> whats a 2 0r 3 guard?
> and where would you stop?
> start there, next thing you know you have to shave your thighs too....
Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182688
I am sure every woman is as different in her opinion as men are... but I think
the same basic rules apply... being... neat... is most important.
>So, this is transitioning into what I was going to ask earlier. What do
>women prefer on the men? Shaved, trimmed close (like a trim with no
>guard), trimmed (like with a 2 or 3 guard), or
what?
Author: Paul Ihrig
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182687
whats a 2 0r 3 guard?
and where would you stop?
start there, next thing you know you have to shave your thighs too....
Author: Marlon Moyer
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182685
That reminds me of this blog entry:
NSFW:
http://offkilter.blogspot.com/2005/09/george-of-pubic-jungle.html
oh, and if you're a guy, skip the Wednesday entries.
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Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182683
So, this is transitioning into what I was going to ask earlier. What do
women prefer on the men? Shaved, trimmed close (like a trim with no
guard), trimmed (like with a 2 or 3 guard), or what?
Jillian Koskie wrote:
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Author: Tim Heald
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182682
Isn't this something that our generation has pretty much changed though?
I mean, we know how hairy people were in the 70s (thank you porn), so when
did the shift take place?
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Author: Tim Heald
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182681
/me is grateful he's never been to Madison
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Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182677
Well... not having toe hair myself, I'm not sure I'm well equipped to recommend a
course of action.
>So you saying I should wax my toes?
>
>
>> The thought of that grossed me out as much as hair on toes.
Ugh.
Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182679
Hey... that 'never been trimmed and didn't realize it was necessary' happens JUST
as often with men as it does with women and it is EQUALLY important.
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Author: Deanna Schneider
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182676
You all wouldn't last long with Madison women.
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Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182675
OK, I think I need elaboration on that one, Paul. She has *more* hair
now? Or ???
Paul Ihrig wrote:
> my wife reminds me about once a month when she "found me" i only had 3 hairs
> on my chest, and harldy any where else.
> i bite my lip at that point, not wanting to coment how hair syles for both
> of us have changed over the
years....
Author: Paul Ihrig
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182672
my wife reminds me about once a month when she "found me" i only had 3 hairs
on my chest, and harldy any where else.
i bite my lip at that point, not wanting to coment how hair syles for both
of us have changed over the years....
Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182673
Yep - and a shudder just ran down my spine thinking about her. When the
hair grows into what would be considered your leg, it's time to prune
back the hedges.
Tony wrote:
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Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182670
Chris Stoner wrote:
> That's just nasty
He said, quoting Cleveland Brown.
Author: Tony
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182669
damn, dude.
ive ran into the occasional straggler, but never a patch on the areola. wow.
however, we have probably all ran into this girl.
never been trimmed, and didnt realize it was necessary girl? and im not talkin
nipple follicles, im talking downtown. stra
tw
> Gack is right - especially when I first discovered them with my mouth.
>
> Jillian Koskie wrote:
> > YIKES.
Author: Sam
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182664
So you saying I should wax my toes?
> The thought of that grossed me out as much as hair on toes. Ugh.
Author: Charlie Griefer
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182665
and you're sure the hair on her chest didn't go all the way down to her balls?
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Author: Tim Heald
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182666
I was wondering what that was.
An introduction maybe?
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Author: Chris Stoner
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182667
That's just nasty
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Author: Tony
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182661
stoner ;)
tw
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Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182663
Why? The way you described them, they sound like floss. ;)
>Gack is right - especially when I first discovered them with my mouth.
>
>Jillian Koskie wrote:
Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182658
Gack is right - especially when I first discovered them with my mouth.
Jillian Koskie wrote:
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Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182656
YIKES.
I mean... not like she wouldn't notice that either. GACK.
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Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182655
Hmm... A hair or two I guess wouldn't be too bad. I had visions of like a patch
of hair around them like on a man.
The thought of that grossed me out as much as hair on toes. Ugh.
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Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182653
I don't really care 'why'... as long as the skin remains soft and the hair
remains gone.
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Author: Larry C. Lyons
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182644
You would think I could get something right today.
I meant to say
TMI Tony.
larry
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Author: Sam
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182645
Might have looked nice braided.
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Author: Larry C. Lyons
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182643
tim Tony.
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Author: Dawson, Michael
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182640
I probably did. ;-)
Umm
Ewwwwwwwwww
Why make such a mess.
Just drop it on her stomach or back like a gentleman.
Or get fixed like I did.
Ummm. Hmmmmmm.
You probably didn't mean it like that huh?
Author: Chris Stoner
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182634
Then just take off your neckerchief before getting down to business.
>
> As long as I don't feel like I'm in a 70's or 80's porno, I'm happy.
>
Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182632
Yea - like growing right out of the areola. And I'm talking about
probably 3-6 inches long. Just like hair growing out of her head, long
and thin and straight and blond, probably only like 5 strands per
nipple. It was freaky. I guess maybe it was too painful to pluck, I
really don't know. I've never experienced it since, and I never asked
her about it.
Of course, that didn't stop me or anything. :)
Jillian Koskie wrote:
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Author: Tim Heald
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182630
Umm
Ewwwwwwwwww
Why make such a mess.
Just drop it on her stomach or back like a gentleman.
Or get fixed like I did.
Ummm. Hmmmmmm.
You probably didn't mean it like that huh?
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Author: Dawson, Michael
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182629
I've seen a few like that. Maybe one or two on a nipple. Easy to
tweeze.
M!ke
ON the nipples themselves? Like how much we talkin' here? wtf?
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Author: Tony
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182628
bald is cool.
landing strip is cool.
bald is cool
bald is REALLY cool
:) tw
> Don't get rid of ALL the hair.
>
> A well groomed landing strip.
>
> Bald just grosses me out.
Author: Dawson, Michael
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182627
Yeah. Bald looks way too young. A nicely-trimmed patch is where the
icing on the cake goes.
M!ke
Don't get rid of ALL the hair.
A well groomed landing strip.
Bald just grosses me out.
Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182625
ON the nipples themselves? Like how much we talkin' here? wtf?
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Author: Larry C. Lyons
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182626
The reason the hair doesn't grow back is because of all that scar
tissue that building up.
larry
> I can answer this.
>
> We are willing to go through a lot of pain to be beautiful... AND because
waxing lasts longer, a little pain is worth not having to shave for a few weeks.
>
> The other side-benefit to waxing... is that often after you've been doing it
a while, the hair just stops growing back at
all.
Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182624
I can take or leave the landing strip. As long as I don't feel like I'm
in a 70's or 80's porno, I'm happy.
Tim Heald wrote:
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Author: Tim Heald
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182621
Don't get rid of ALL the hair.
A well groomed landing strip.
Bald just grosses me out.
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Author: Tony
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182620
im personally into the whole brazilian wax thing.
and yeah, my wife gets on me too, i have this little peach fuzz
on my back, and she calls it hair.
bucking fitch.
i love her though.
:) me
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Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182619
On a college trip to Tampa, I hooked up with a chick who had hairy
nipples. And I'm talking LONG hair. That was just plain nasty.
Weird, too, she was a tiny little girl, very hot, except for that one
little thing. Therefore, I'm on Jillian's side here - get rid of the
hair, ladies, except for your head.
Am I sharing too much today?
Chris Stoner wrote:
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Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182616
All right, you cuaght me. I like to shave "Go Pats" in my back hair. :)
Jillian Koskie wrote:
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Author: Chris Stoner
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182617
I agree. If Cindy Crawford can be a 'super model' with that wort on her face
a little a little extra hair can't be so bad. Hell look at Shania Twain's
arms. She looks like a Yeti but is widely considered hot. Which reminds me
of an old mama-joke that I always though was funny which went like this:
Your mama's so hairy that she has chest hairs that go all the way down to
her dick.
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Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182614
I'm sure you are well aware of any answer I could give.
But with that said, I'm not one to 'blame society' for making me want to put
myself through the various beauty regimine things I put myself through.
Plain and simple... the attention I get when I do, feels nice. It's superficial,
but a little of that never hurt anyone. (like icing on the cake)
*** *** ***
But that isn't limited to just women... or just waxing.
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Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182613
So they can look at the chick hotter than them at the club and say:
"Bitch"
G wrote:
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Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182612
Be honest... chewbacca suit? ;)
>LOL...yes I guess I did.
>
>To be fair to myself, it's not like Tom Selleck hairy - just the mutants
>here and there. Didn't want to be the mutant haired dude on the beach,
>you know.
Author: G
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182610
>I can answer this.
>
> We are willing to go through a lot of pain to be beautiful...
Answer me this: Why?
Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182609
LOL...yes I guess I did.
To be fair to myself, it's not like Tom Selleck hairy - just the mutants
here and there. Didn't want to be the mutant haired dude on the beach,
you know.
Jillian Koskie wrote:
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Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182606
I can answer this.
We are willing to go through a lot of pain to be beautiful... AND because waxing
lasts longer, a little pain is worth not having to shave for a few weeks.
The other side-benefit to waxing... is that often after you've been doing it a
while, the hair just stops growing back at all.
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Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182607
Did Ray just tell the list he has a hairy back?
>I got my back waxed before I left for my weddingmoon. That hurt like
>hell. I agree, I don't know how you ladies deal with that.
>
>Tim Heald wrote:
Author: Scott Stewart
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182601
Yeah, I watched the wife pluck her eyebrows once and that's all it took..
I grab my trimmer and drop a 4 guard on it and I don't have eyebrows like my
dad :)
sas
Scott A. Stewart
ColdFusion Developer
GNSI
11820 Parklawn Dr
Rockville, MD 20852
(301) 770-9610
Christ,
I don't know how women do that to themselves.
I mean, I trim and shave and all that, but hell, I tried to do the wax thing
one time, and it about killed me.
Also my wife tried to pluck my eyebrows once, shit that never happened
again.
Now I just shave them suckas.
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Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182599
I got my back waxed before I left for my weddingmoon. That hurt like
hell. I agree, I don't know how you ladies deal with that.
Tim Heald wrote:
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Author: Tim Heald
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182598
Christ,
I don't know how women do that to themselves.
I mean, I trim and shave and all that, but hell, I tried to do the wax thing
one time, and it about killed me.
Also my wife tried to pluck my eyebrows once, shit that never happened
again.
Now I just shave them suckas.
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Author: Deanna Schneider
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182592
But, does she do them on you?
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Author: Ben Doom
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182511
:-Q
I mean, if you get the chance, don't pass up some tongue!
--Ben
Larry C. Lyons wrote:
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Author: Dawson, Michael
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182496
+1 My wife does waxings on many women and it makes all the difference
in the world.
M!ke
I also disagree... a properly shaped brow can make a lot of difference
in a face. I have mine professionally shaped every 3 weeks without
fail.
Author: Larry C. Lyons
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182482
shouldn't that be a :O
larry
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Author: Sam
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182479
I'd leave her stuck :)
> I could help her. :D
Author: Charlie Griefer
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182473
I could help her. :D
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Author: Ken Ketsdever
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182472
As long as there are no more and no less than two eyebrows its not the
trimming of the eyebrows that I am concerned with.
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Author: Charlie Griefer
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182468
well yeah, i guess i'd rather have a girl with martin scorsese
eyebrows than sportin' a "martin scorsese" down in the most privates
:)
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Author: Larry C. Lyons
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182463
If she ever ran into a plate glass window face first I can see her
having trouble peeling herself off the glass given those lips. They
look like a suction cup.
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Author: Dana
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182465
I have only heard that one track... It's stuck in my head now
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Author: Ray Champagne
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182459
I like tamed eyebrows, but really, if it comes down to a choice between
well manicured eyebrows and a well manicured, um, well, you know where
I'm going here. Damn Google...grumble
Charlie Griefer wrote:
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Author: Larry C. Lyons
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182457
At 3 or 4 in the morning that's not coffee, its a WMD.
Or is that Salisbury House coffee?
larry
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Author: Charlie Griefer
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182451
I dunno. I mean, as long as they're not Martin Scorsese
eyebrows...I'd go along with this one.
Really, has anybody ever been heard to say, "damn...check out the
eyebrows on Angelina Jolie!"? (altho, even if Angelina Jolie did have
Scorsese eyebrows, I think I could take one for the team and still do
what needed doin')
:)
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Author: William Bowen
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182453
> cue Mike Dody, Bustin' Up A Starbucks...
Gad! I so wanted that album to be better...
:-(
--
will
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true;
and that would just be unacceptable."
- Carrie Fisher
Author: Ben Doom
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182445
So the monobrow does it for you, huh?
--Ben
Kevin Graeme wrote:
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Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182446
I'm fortunate / unfortunate... because I have a severe allergy to
almonds/walnuts/hazelnuts I don't eat baking of any variety from a store.
They're not bad with warning against peanuts, but not as worried about the
others... so it's not worth the risk.
The moral of the story is that I am not even tempted by donuts.
>arggg... dooughnuts, the native Canadian
food.
Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182442
The Vanilla Latte is always a good choice.
I'm deathly allergic to almonds though... I better hold off on the almond
biscotti.
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Author: Dana
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182440
cue Mike Dody, Bustin' Up A Starbucks...
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Author: Dana
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182439
arggg... dooughnuts, the native Canadian food.
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Author: Dana
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182438
nothing wrong with coffee -- tell her the flavinoids are good for you. If
you have high blood pressure or heart problems the story might be a little
different.
>
> i make a pot o coffee in the mornning stick it in a thermos & away i go.
> wife says it isnt healthy to drink a pot a day.
>
> i told her its better then 3.
Author: Tony
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182434
Venti Non Fat Tazo Vanilla Latte, and an Almond Biscotti.
nearly a daily event :)
tw
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Author: Tony
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182432
+10
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Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182429
That's true... the trick is to pluck between shapings.
I hate redrawing... never understood that.
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Author: Sam
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182427
Reshaping isn't bad, it's the removing and redrawing that looks
ridicules after the five-o'clock shadow kicks in :)
> I also disagree... a properly shaped brow can make a lot of difference in a
face. I have mine professionally shaped every 3 weeks without
fail.
Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182413
I also disagree... a properly shaped brow can make a lot of difference in a face.
I have mine professionally shaped every 3 weeks without fail.
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Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182412
True... for regular coffee I often go with the Canadian institution --TIM
HORTONS!
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Author: Chris Stoner
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182403
As long as there are at least two, its all good.
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Author: Kevin Graeme
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182399
I have to disagree with this one.
> New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care
> about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.
Author: Paul Ihrig
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182398
i make a pot o coffee in the mornning stick it in a thermos & away i go.
wife says it isnt healthy to drink a pot a day.
i told her its better then 3.
Author: Kevin Graeme
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182397
Depends on if you're after coffee or after coffee flavored candy
drinks. Starbucks is great at the candy drinks.
> I prefer the local coffeeshops. If there isn't one I will go with Starbucks,
> or sometimes as at the library if there is every likelihood Iwill lose my
> parking space and not find another if I go
anywhere.
Author: Ben Doom
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182390
I drink tea.
--Ben
Dana wrote:
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Author: Dana
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182381
I prefer the local coffeeshops. If there isn't one I will go with Starbucks,
or sometimes as at the library if there is every likelihood Iwill lose my
parking space and not find another if I go anywhere.
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Author: Michael Dinowitz
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182375
There are 2 starbucks related pieces here. Rather funny site.
http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
>I had to laugh at the Starbucks thing. I generally avoid the place but there
>is one in the library so I have been there a few times lately, and I just
>refuse to order a vente anything. I want a large, ok?
> LOL.
Author: Jillian Koskie
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182374
I love Starbucks.
A lot.
A big lot.
In fact I should go get some right now.
Venti non-fat caramel macchiato.
That's it... I'm going to get one.
And some lunch.
Yeah. Food too.
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Author: Dana
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182368
this is New Mexico ;) we don't have hillbillies we have ranchers. And I
can't do the ranch accent, it requires that your ancestors have come here
with Cortez.
That's still pretty funny though ;)
Dana
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Author: Ben Doom
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182361
Just go up and, in your best hillbilly accent, ask for one of them
vented coffee thangs.
--Ben
Dana wrote:
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Author: Dana
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182344
I had to laugh at the Starbucks thing. I generally avoid the place but there
is one in the library so I have been there a few times lately, and I just
refuse to order a vente anything. I want a large, ok?
LOL.
The months thing makes sense though, as anyone who has had a two-year-old
knows. That parent is reminding him or herself that eventually the child
will no longer be two...
Dana
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Author: Ken Ketsdever
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182323
Charlie for President 2008
New Rule: Stop that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason
you don't talk to people for 25 years - you don't like them! Besides,
I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these
days, mowing MY lawn.
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless
you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger
was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar.
What Did you expect it to contain? Grade A Prime? Luckily, it was only
a finger! If it was a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it
alive.
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care
about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.
New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole
aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery
taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want
flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your
flavored water. (and that's just common sense)
New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the
asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande
half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread
cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one
NutraSweet, "you're a HUGE asshole.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it
doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass and
it translates to "beef with broccoli and almonds." The last time you
did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant.
You're not spiritual, you're just high.
New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport, its one of the seven
deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive
Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just
too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait,
they're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."
New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy,
old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a
remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's
remember the reason something was a television show in the first place
is the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for
weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from
rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it
for you isn't gift giving, it's white people's version of looting.
(Send in the Vikings!)
New Rule, and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants.
After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I
just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed
to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on
your web cam, I just want to wash my hands. (Everyone who remembers
George Michael, raise your hand).
New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in
months. "27 Months." He's two, will do just fine. He's not a cheese
and I didn't really care in the first place. (You can ask this
question to determine if it really IS a cheese. The follow up question
can be, 'How much a pound').
--
Charlie Griefer
================================================
"...All the world shall be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies,
and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must
catch
you, digger, listener, runner, prince with a swift warning.
Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed."
Author: Charlie Griefer
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:19381#182277
New Rule: Stop that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason
you don't talk to people for 25 years - you don't like them! Besides,
I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these
days, mowing MY lawn.
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless
you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger
was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar.
What Did you expect it to contain? Grade A Prime? Luckily, it was only
a finger! If it was a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it
alive.
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care
about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.
New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole
aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery
taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want
flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your
flavored water. (and that's just common sense)
New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the
asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande
half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread
cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one
NutraSweet, "you're a HUGE asshole.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it
doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass and
it translates to "beef with broccoli and almonds." The last time you
did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant.
You're not spiritual, you're just high.
New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport, its one of the seven
deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive
Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just
too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait,
they're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."
New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy,
old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a
remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's
remember the reason something was a television show in the first place
is the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for
weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from
rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it
for you isn't gift giving, it's white people's version of looting.
(Send in the Vikings!)
New Rule, and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants.
After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I
just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed
to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on
your web cam, I just want to wash my hands. (Everyone who remembers
George Michael, raise your hand).
New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in
months. "27 Months." He's two, will do just fine. He's not a cheese
and I didn't really care in the first place. (You can ask this
question to determine if it really IS a cheese. The follow up question
can be, 'How much a pound').
--
Charlie Griefer
================================================
"...All the world shall be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies,
and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch
you, digger, listener, runner, prince with a swift warning.
Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed."
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