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A solution to the US financial crisis!
Author: Harkins,Patrick
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:5818#53724
I send them interested messages from me and my friends at the Interpol Fraud
Investigation Unit!
Patrick
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Author: Ben Braver
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:5818#53680
<hee hee hee>
ROFLMAO
-Ben
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Author: Larry Lyons
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:5818#53676
rofl.
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Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
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Author: Jon Hall
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:5818#53670
Instant forward...that's great :)
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jon
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Saturday, November 16, 2002, 1:23:47 AM, you wrote:
JD> I have discovered an amazing truth that could help to pull our country
JD> out of our economic recession!
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Author: Jim Davis
Short Link: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/thread.cfm/threadid:5818#53668
I have discovered an amazing truth that could help to pull our country
out of our economic recession!
Every man, woman and child (and, I feel the evidence will show, a good
percentage of the house pets) in Nigeria is secreting away a vast
fortune in American currency! These caches rang from 18 to 58 million
dollars (or, as they would say, "EIGHTEEN MILLION TO FIFTY-EIGHT MILLION
AMERICAN DOLLARS"). It is kept in various trunks, hidden accounts and
mattresses across the globe.
I know this because, through what is obviously a fluke coincidence,
every single person in Nigeria has contacted me within the last six
months - many more than once. Some dozens of times! Nearly
unbelievable, I know, but absolutely true!
In 2001 Nigeria's population was 126,635,626. Considering a
(conservative) average personal holding of 29 million dollars that means
that (conservatively again!) there's 3,672,433,154,000,000 (or "THREE
QUADRILLION, SIX HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-TWO TRILLION, FOUR HUNDRED AND
THIRTY-THREE BILLION, ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FOUR MILLION AMERICAN
DOLLARS") being held by the populace of Nigeria.
Now I would never dream of suggesting anything illegal. Luckily all of
these people are the victims of vile plots and political misdeeds.
Their funds are purely legitimate. Unfortunately every single one, for
various reasons, requires the aide of a foreign partner to collect the
funds. However they are willing to offer an assistance fee of 10%!
Nearly unbelievable, I know, but absolutely true!
If we could put aside our personal greed and convince the US government
to assist these poor people en mass, in the name of the American people,
we could, in total, earn 367,243,315,400,000 dollars.
That influx of funds would, of course, be enough to wipe out our
national debt, revitalize social security and other troubled government
programs and reverse the current economic downturn! And we would be
helping a nation and gaining a valuable ally in politically volatile
Africa.
Nearly unbelievable, I know, but absolutely true!
I am now collecting evidence that similar situations may also be in
existence in such unlikely places as the Congo, Angola and Cambodia. I
will keep you posted!
Jim Davis
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